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farasi At 10:31:43 on 24.12.09, farasi wrote:
Lets share our naff cracker jokes, and by all means make your own up!!!!

 

farasi At 10:33:14 on 24.12.09, farasi wrote:
What do gorillias sing at Christmas? - Jungle Bells! How do you make a witch itch? - Take away her W

 

Flicka At 10:43:53 on 24.12.09, Flicka wrote:
Ha ha, well I'll repeat my awful horsey cracker joke then! Q. Why does a horse have six legs? A. Because it has forelegs at the front and two at the back. Boom boom!

 

Dazzle At 11:04:06 on 24.12.09, Dazzle wrote:
Last Xmas we bought a box of crackers and it was the same joke in each cracker....Money doesn't talk any more it goes without saying.....the presents were not much better either!

 

plodalong At 11:24:41 on 24.12.09, plodalong wrote:
here's mine.Where do santa's helpers go if they dont feel well? The elf center.haha. i thought it was funny.

 

Em28 At 22:37:48 on 29.12.09, Em28 wrote:
Ok here goes...... What cheese can a horse hide behind? Mask a pony. Or another one....... How do you spell hungry horse with 4 letters? M. T. G. G.

 

bernadette At 23:22:28 on 29.12.09, bernadette wrote:
This one just popped into my head.What's a horses favourite soap which they could sing along to? Neigh....bours.Very naff,i know.

 


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